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Obama Toilet Paper

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Election Day May Come And Pass, But You'll Always Need To Wipe Your Ass!

That’s right, we’ve got toilet paper with images of our president, Mr. Barack Obama on EVERY SHEET! If you’re viewing this page you probably think that Mr. Obama is the same thing as what you’ll be wiping onto this product. And don’t worry, you’re not alone. Take a look at what some of today’s most popular celebrities, some of the most respected people on the planet; have to say about Mr. Obama.

"The American People are witnessing the greatest lie that is cleverly orchestrated by President Obama and his whole administration. President Obama feeds people poison, giving them the idea that they are entitled to take from the wealthier who have lived and worked in a democracy that understands that capitalism is the only truth that keeps a nation healthy ... [Obama uses] a socialistic, Marxist teaching, and with it, he rapes this nation..." – Jon Voight (Star of Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2)

"Homey made this bed, now he has got to lay in it...Barack Obama is the greatest gangster to ever come out of Chicago...He's a cultural terrorist." - Stephen Baldwin (Not Alec, Star of Celebrity Big Brother UK)

"Mr. President, as more and more people realize that you are refusing to release your original birth certificate, further questions will fuel the fires of debate or at least hinder the embers from ever being snuffed out. Questions such as, 'Does it really contain the Hawaiian physician's name?' 'Does it disclose something other than his birthplace that he wishes others not to see?'" – Chuck Norris (Creator of Chun Kuk Do)

"My motivation is gone, because [Obama] will punish me if I'm successful. That's how you start communism, is just take -- Cuba. Obama wants to be Castro." –Victoria Jackson (SNL cast member decades ago)

All of these great men and women know a lot about this country and you should listen to their ingenious words. You clearly voted for the wrong man. Because if the words of these intelligent figures mean nothing to you, you obviously are a socialist. So get this Obama Toilet Paper, the perfect gag gift politics lovers everywhere!

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